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kgirlshiz: nanxaimer: constantcalibrations: dextro-nomsvasqwibqwib: vercingetrix: commodore-sparklebutt: homesweethomicide13: anorie: lefthandedjanice: I’ve been stabbed with my couch. It’s 7 inches deep inside my entire front-half. I have a 01% chance of survival.I’m fucked. Giggity. I was stabbed with my pillow. It’s… 6 inches deep in a smiley-face shape from cheekbone to cheekbone under my nose. I have a 08-49% survival chance (depending on whether it’s the house phone or my cell). Yerp. I’m probably fucked. I was stabbed with a bottle. It’s five inches deep, in my right knee. I have a 95% chance of survival. How the fuck did I manage to get a bottle five inches into my knee that’s not even possible I don’t even think there are five inches for it go through do I just have a fucking bottle THROUGH my knee what is happening What’s a color I was stabbed with a produce sticker for a delicious white peach (or at least I think it was blue) No I was stabbed with the handle to the iced tea pitcher oh gods why how do color. The cut is eight inches deep. No joke, I am constantly touching myself. So either the back of my head or my right eyeball or my mouth or my left tit. Or my hands; do those count? Or my brow, now, or, like, the top of my head. I have wandering hands okay. I have a 39% survival rate. Oh, there goes my left cheek. Stabbed an inch deep in my foot with my mouse. 62% chance of survival. Fucksake. Stabbed with my favorite heels (nuuu I don’t want blood on them) in my thigh, one inch deep. I have a 76% chance survival. OK. MY HEELS ARE NOT EVEN POINTY HOW IN THE HELL? Pants 10 inches deep in my calf, 76%….? stabbed 2 inches deep in my leg with a mouse pad and a 14% chance of survival. What a way to go. Stabbed by a waterbottle two inches deep on my jaw but I have an 89% survivle rate. I’m good. :D I’ve just been stabbed by a blue team aqua skullcap twelve inches deep in my thigh…I have an 18% survival chance…still better than zero though lol

kgirlshiz:

nanxaimer:

constantcalibrations:

dextro-nomsvasqwibqwib:

vercingetrix:

commodore-sparklebutt:

homesweethomicide13:

anorie:

lefthandedjanice:

I’ve been stabbed with my couch. It’s 7 inches deep inside my entire front-half. I have a 01% chance of survival.

I’m fucked. Giggity.

I was stabbed with my pillow. It’s… 6 inches deep in a smiley-face shape from cheekbone to cheekbone under my nose. I have a 08-49% survival chance (depending on whether it’s the house phone or my cell).

Yerp. I’m probably fucked.

I was stabbed with a bottle. It’s five inches deep, in my right knee. I have a 95% chance of survival.

How the fuck did I manage to get a bottle five inches into my knee

that’s not even possible

I don’t even think there are five inches for it go through

do I just have a fucking bottle THROUGH my knee

what is happening

What’s a color I was stabbed with a produce sticker for a delicious white peach (or at least I think it was blue) No I was stabbed with the handle to the iced tea pitcher oh gods why how do color. The cut is eight inches deep.

No joke, I am constantly touching myself. So either the back of my head or my right eyeball or my mouth or my left tit. Or my hands; do those count? Or my brow, now, or, like, the top of my head. I have wandering hands okay. I have a 39% survival rate.

Oh, there goes my left cheek.

Stabbed an inch deep in my foot with my mouse. 62% chance of survival. Fucksake.

Stabbed with my favorite heels (nuuu I don’t want blood on them) in my thigh, one inch deep. I have a 76% chance survival. OK. MY HEELS ARE NOT EVEN POINTY HOW IN THE HELL?

Pants 10 inches deep in my calf, 76%
….?

stabbed 2 inches deep in my leg with a mouse pad and a 14% chance of survival. What a way to go.

Stabbed by a waterbottle two inches deep on my jaw but I have an 89% survivle rate. I’m good. :D

I’ve just been stabbed by a blue team aqua skullcap twelve inches deep in my thigh…I have an 18% survival chance…still better than zero though lol

(Source: klondyk3)

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    my computer mouse, the lip, 10 inch, 54%
  2. nightacavist reblogged this from lunalongbottomlove and added:
    stabbed by yarn, in the foot, 1 inch deep, 62% survival rate.
  3. lunalongbottomlove reblogged this from passiveinferno and added:
    Stabbed by my phone In the calve 1 inch deep 98% percent survival rate i’d say i’m fine
  4. electricdropbeat reblogged this from empyrealhotairballoon and added:
    …..I got stabbed on my leg with a blanket and the cut is 11 inch deep…..and my survival rate is only 18%?!!
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    I got stabby stabby’d with a tv-dinnertray I went six whole inches inside the back of my neck and my survival chances...
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    So… I was stabbed with A CUP in my eye, 6 inches deep and I have 86% chance of survival. WTF. How is this even… how can...
  8. coziestchimera reblogged this from lampfaced and added:
    I have been stabbed with the trackball of my mouse all the way through mid-torso. Aaaand I don’t have a phone number,...
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    Is it weird how my iPod just fell on my cheek? 😳
  12. sexy-cheese reblogged this from mushroomsquirell and added:
    I got stabbed with tennis shoes and it’s nine inches deep and 36 percent chance of survival. WELP IM FUCKED
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  15. dorkoelfreako reblogged this from thequnwantsyou and added:
    My shirt, my thigh, 9 inches deep, with a 34% chance of survival. Wut.
  16. silverpieart reblogged this from ask-kennith-the-blaze and added:
    I’ve been stabbed by my shorts 5 inches deep in my toe with a 98% chance of surviving okayyyyy
  17. cocoa-kitchy reblogged this from daveftstrider and added:
    Toothbrush, 6 inches into my left boob. 00% survival… That actually makes sense o.o
  18. exuviumthechangeling reblogged this from the-chosen-astoran and added:
    I don’t have a phone number; shftngh, how do I do this?
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    I’ve been stabbed by my rubber slipper, 6 inches deep in my back. My chance of survival is 19%…..-_- even i have to say...
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    My hair, 8 inches deep, 58% of survival. Or if hair doesn’t count, a pillow. … deadly things, hair and pillows.
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    I’ve been stabbed with a CD 8 inches deep into my stomach. I have a 19% chance of survival. Well then.
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    I’ve been stabbed by my headphones, 9 inches deep in my neck, and i have an 85% chance of survival
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    ((I have just been stabbed IN THE FOOT with my fucking WALLET and a cut that is 6 inches deep (isn’t that THROUGH the...
  30. genericponyname120 reblogged this from cybii-chan and added:
    So apparently, I was stabbed by my denim coat 9 inches deep in the arm and have a 3% (03) chance of survival. Wow my...
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    Stabbed with a cat food contained 10 inches into my face, but I have a 93% survival chance
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    Stabbed by my mouse pad, 4 inches deep, in my nose, 33% chance of survival. Help?
  33. cybii-chan reblogged this from lord-of-bacon and added:
    I was stabbed by my phone case, it was 2 inches deep, in the hand. I also have a 80% chance of survival.